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DaskateGuy · 2010-01-14 14:45:55

when I was cleaning house, I wonder if maybe I deleted to much old stuff----Nah, it wasn't even interesting then.--nevermind

mikeE · 2010-02-23 16:35:25

Yes, yes you did. No new topic button, but I digress. There is something wrong with my skates or wheels. Everytime I try to skate I slip and fall. It is cold and there is white crap everywhere. Could my wheels be too cold?

DaskateGuy · 2010-02-24 14:51:27

mikeE wrote:
Yes, yes you did. No new topic button, but I digress. There is something wrong with my skates or wheels. Everytime I try to skate I slip and fall. It is cold and there is white crap everywhere. Could my wheels be too cold?

Did I delete the topic button. I'm screwed then. I should have left the damn thing alone. the guys who set it up, are out of business I think. Can any one help me make repairs.---Why do I touch things???

Buddy · 2010-02-24 18:11:46

"Why do I touch things???"

'Cause it feels soooo good!

John McKay · 2010-02-24 21:00:20

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

DaskateGuy · 2010-03-02 19:46:16

John McKay wrote:
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Say something smart, so Folks don't think you are me.

Brassfield UA retired · 2010-03-03 02:31:20

I have no idea how many licks it takes to make Tootsie Pop. Can't say I ever met her.

Brassfield UA retired · 2010-03-03 02:40:02

Perhaps your error was not in Deleting Too Much but that you didn't Delete Enough.

Summer Tip:

With Summer coming on it will be Sandle season. If any of you guys don't wear socks with your sandles but are troubled with toenail fungus.

Here is a handy tip for you. Don't waste you money on Doctor's visits or exspensive creams.

Just Pee on your toes after you shower.

DaskateGuy · 2010-03-03 04:36:28

Brassfield UA retired wrote:
Perhaps your error was not in Deleting Too Much but that you didn't Delete Enough.

Summer Tip:

With Summer coming on it will be Sandle season. If any of you guys don't wear socks with your sandles but are troubled with toenail fungus.

Here is a handy tip for you. Don't waste you money on Doctor's visits or exspensive creams.

Just Pee on your toes after you shower.

I always do that anyhow, don't you?

John McKay · 2010-03-04 09:02:40

DaskateGuy wrote:
Brassfield UA retired wrote:
Perhaps your error was not in Deleting Too Much but that you didn't Delete Enough.

Summer Tip:

With Summer coming on it will be Sandle season. If any of you guys don't wear socks with your sandles but are troubled with toenail fungus.

Here is a handy tip for you. Don't waste you money on Doctor's visits or exspensive creams.

Just Pee on your toes after you shower.
I always do that anyhow, don't you?

I prefer to have a friend do it for me.

DaskateGuy · 2010-03-04 18:34:18

John McKay wrote:
DaskateGuy wrote:
Brassfield UA retired wrote:
Perhaps your error was not in Deleting Too Much but that you didn't Delete Enough.

Summer Tip:

With Summer coming on it will be Sandle season. If any of you guys don't wear socks with your sandles but are troubled with toenail fungus.

Here is a handy tip for you. Don't waste you money on Doctor's visits or exspensive creams.

Just Pee on your toes after you shower.
I always do that anyhow, don't you?
I prefer to have a friend do it for me.

Sorry Man, your getting me confused on who is me, and who is you. Yer gonna have to get another handle, or face the axe.

Brassfield UA retired · 2010-03-05 00:09:24

Look I'm a open minded kinda guy and it's always good to have a Pal who will help ya out with whatever you need. But there is this scientific, body chemistry thing where it's got to be Your Own Pee. That is if you trying to cure the fungus. If your just having fun or a little male bonding, then whatever.

Since you (whoever You is) admits to peeing on you feet in the shower on a regular basis. I ask you, Do you have toenail fungus. If not, then there you go, it Works.

If you Peeing on you toes and you do still have toenail fungus. Then it may not be Toenail Fungus and some Gal somewhere has a really bad case of Athlete's Pussy.

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DaskateGuy · 2010-03-05 07:18:40

Beware the dreaded "Jockey Crotch"

John McKay · 2010-03-05 07:48:59

I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mizzoula. She was a fun gal, but had fungal issues...

Brassfield UA retired · 2010-03-06 05:04:30

Yea I hear ya. Just like the 3 Rea sister I used to know. Gonna, Pyia and Dia.

DaskateGuy · 2010-03-08 06:20:50

John McKay wrote:
I once knew a hooker named Minnie Mizzoula. She was a fun gal, but had fungal issues...

Sometime we have to just roll them over, to find a clean side.

John McKay · 2010-03-08 21:07:43

In all my travels, i've found that the side she's offering, usually is the clean side. Fabreeze, anyone?

Brassfield UA retired · 2010-03-09 04:15:19

If I have to pay. I always go for the belly button. For that kind of money I want a new hole.

DaskateGuy · 2010-03-09 17:28:11

Brassfield UA retired wrote:
If I have to pay. I always go for the belly button. For that kind of money I want a new hole.

Bob, you need to look into gettin that fixed. That shit will make a Man go damn near blind.

mikeE · 2010-08-27 11:46:36

Sir, the misses is jealous of my new shiney candy like wheels. Hope you have a set left. If you do we will be by tonight to pick them up

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